I am really sorry for letting you go. If you were human you would be 20 pounds heavier, in mismatched socks, and sporting a haircut that screams “when I was a child I ate kitty litter." Luckily, you aren't human, but you are in need of some new material. Honestly, I have kind of been a hermit for the past month. So unless endless diatribes about my cooking endeavors or my favorite sweatpants thrill you, you would have felt dull and lifeless. With the exception of my grandma talking about her "gay" male friend in a high pitched singing voice (I say "gay" in quotes because for whatever reason she thought she needed to put it in air quotes) I have had few funny stories to tell. I am slowly integrating myself back into the social scene, so the promise of new enchantingly funny posts loom in the not to distant future. Get excited.
Your not so faithful writer,
Madonna (I think I should use a pen name, and I think Madonna is appropriate)
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2 comments:
Dearest hermit, glad you are coming out of your shell. It was fantastic hanging out with you last night - thanks for all the laughs and honest conversation - can't wait to hit the town with you!
so glad that the 'goodness' is coming back...
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